Dream Dodger - Escaping Reckless Retirement Home with Skinny Tired Grumpy Badass Grandpa Alfred app for iPhone and iPad

Join the skinny old man, Alfred, in his quest of escaping a reckless retirement home! Joking, farting, riding ziplines and gorillas, dying and then dreaming all over again is all part of the wacky Dream Dodger experience. In this mind-powered journey, you will aid the elderly protagonist through a vibrant, somewhat twisted world filled with caretakers, stylish furnishings, invigorating supplies, various characters, humor, plus cool amenities like the Green Witchs pawn shop, a place where you can get free gold.

Slide under Nastasia the nurse, double-jump over Doc, sidestep furniture, or face reality! In addition, collect as many energy canisters as possible and grab the refreshments to enhance your capabilities. As you make attempt after attempt, your effort will progressively reap awards, including the unlocking of six characters and their awesome skins: old man, roller skater girl, skateboarder boy, superhero girl, zombie, and robot!

Enjoy the beginning of this "Dream-tastic" journey!